Professor Joseph Obi Defends Iris Robinson !

It is widely reported that the (Outrageously Controversial) Black British Politician , Joseph Chikelue Obi , has humbly asked the Wonderful People of Northern Ireland to patiently give the Embattled Robinson Family Members a decent chance to comprehensively put their very own side of the S.L.U.T (Sex . Lies . Ulster . Teenager) Scandal across.

It is Further Alleged that Doctor Joseph Chikelue Obi does not believe (for one single minute) that First Lady Iris Robinson is some sort of Rabid Little Predator.

It Additionally Appears that Dr Chikelue Obi has even gone so far as to brazenly stick his neck out to warmly wish Mrs Robinson an Exceedingly Speedy Recovery.

At the time of this Exceedingly Brief Online Report , Dr Obi had Publicly Appealed for the Following Photograph to be Immediately Withdrawn from Public Circulation ; pending Independent Adjudication on the matter :